I’m currently blogging live from outside my local cinema, where I’ve been camping since Sunday so that I can get a head start on all the other film-fans who are sure to start queuing soon for this year’s most eagerly-anticipated movie. In case you haven’t realised it yet, I’m talking about The A-Team movie, which [...]
21 Jul
Are you sick of being the last person to have the coolest stuff? Do you want to be a trend setter, not a follower? Then you need my brand-new ringtone!
Even if you’ve got one of those phones that loses signal when you hold it – which shouldn’t cause too many problems, right? ;-}) – you’re [...]
16 Jul
Swearing – it’s not big, and it’s not clever. Well, sometimes it is, but by and large, I take a firm “less is more” approach to curse words.
That’s not something that can be said about my agent, Giuseppe. He was banned from the Abergwili Arms for his frequent foul-mouthed outbursts, and he’s also been shunned [...]
15 Jul
I’ve just created a very cool video game inspired by my new advert. So if you’re bored at work or looking for an excuse to put off doing the dishes, then play ‘Gio on Coconut Island’.
It’s easy to play, and if you’re really good you could make it onto my leader board. I think this [...]
09 Jul
It’s that time of year when we collectively jet off on our holidays. And what better way to unwind on the beach, poolside or balcony than with a good book?
But books can cost a lot of money, even for a paperback. And there’s always the chance you could spend a good chunk of dosh on [...]
08 Jul
‘Ello, ‘ello, ello’. What’s all this then? It’s a new crime-fighting campaign from those top cops at Gwent Police – starring me!
Throughout July Gwent Police is going to be warning homeowners to ‘Be Aware’ so they can beat the burglars and keep their homes and belongings safe by locking their doors and windows.
And to help them [...]
08 Jul
As I mentioned in one of my recent Money Saving Tips, I went to my local animal rescue centre a couple of weeks ago to find myself a four-legged friend. As it happens, the first dog I saw was the one I ended up taking home.
He’s a rare green and white Dalmatian with curly whiskers, [...]
01 Jul
Welcome to the launch of my brand new advert!
This advert was a lot of fun to make, though it’s true what they say: sand really does get everywhere.
I’m pleased to report that it’s already received rave reviews from Mamma Compario and my agent, Giuseppe Tagliatelle; so I really hope you enjoy it too.
Feel free to [...]
30 Jun
As I mentioned last week, my new adverts for Gocompare.com are almost ready for their debut! You can see the first in the series during the Big Brother eviction show this Friday.
In the advert you’ll see me coming to the rescue of a nice, albeit slight weather-beaten fella by the name of Robinson Caruso. Rob [...]
28 Jun
Petrol’s really expensive at the moment, and unfortunately it doesn’t look like it’s going to change any time soon. Every time I stop by the filling station to top up the fuel on my own ‘passion wagon’ (blue 1993 Fiat Uno, 270,000 miles on the clock, one careful owner), the prices that are displayed over [...]
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