I’m a crying, talking, sleeping, walking, living doll!
I’ve always said (to anyone who’d listen) that I would make an awesome action figure. You know, with one of those pull cords that makes me sing and dance and generally brighten people’s lives. Unfortunately, not everyone shares my enthusiasm – some of my so-called best friends like to tell me I’m a dreamer and that no-one would ever want a toy tenor.
But the joke’s on them! The other day, while I was busy ‘Googling’ myself, I found someone that has already created a toy Gio – check out this picture on Flickr from coal2k.

This might be one of the most fabulous things I’ve ever seen! And I spent four hours in a sauna with Bananarama (remember them?), so that’s saying something. I’m particularly impressed at how accurately they’ve been able to portray my svelte physique.
Not sure if these are available to buy anywhere, but perhaps it would be wise to avoid mass producing these – you don’t want to have too much of a good thing now, do you?




Gio
Do you do personal appearances. I have a birthday in September and was hoping you could join us for a few pints and a sing song in central London.
Cheers
Kris
Hi Kris,
I’ll have to ask my agent to check my diary, but if I don’t have any other commitments I’d love to join you for a drink on your birthday. Mine’s a ‘Mo’-jito by the way!
Ciao for now,
Gio ;-})
Hi Gio, my 11 month old grandaughter Chloe loves your advert and we would love to get her a singing Gio doll. Do you know if any are going to be made like the one you are holding in the christmas song, kind regards, Hilary. x