I’ve just created a very cool video game inspired by my new advert. So if you’re bored at work or looking for an excuse to put off doing the dishes, then play ‘Gio on Coconut Island’.

It’s easy to play, and if you’re really good you could make it onto my leader board. I think this game’s going to be a huge success, and judging by the reviews it’s already received from top gamers*, I’m not alone:

“This game could be bigger than Super Mario Kart.”

“I like games, and I think this one is good.”

“This is, without a doubt, the best video game to come out of Abergwili.”

*The ‘top gamers’ include my agent Giuseppe, who once made it to level seven on Tetris, and Mamma Compario, who completed DOOM last week.